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My First Triathlon?

Not sure why I felt this post-worthy... A friend and co-worker of mine is doing her first triathlon this weekend. I think she saw some of my posts about my first (in a million years) being in October,...

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My First Triathlon?

Not sure why I felt this post-worthy... A friend and co-worker of mine is doing her first triathlon this weekend. I think she saw some of my posts about my first (in a million years) being in October,...

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Oracle OpenWorld – Swim in the Bay 2012

Last Monday at 7:30 AM PST, 17 brave souls joined me in the First Annual Oracle OpenWorld Swim in the Bay, a refreshing swim in San Francisco waters. To be precise, it was at the Aquatic Part near the...

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Oracle OpenWorld – Swim in the Bay 2012

Last Monday at 7:30 AM PST, 17 brave souls joined me in the First Annual Oracle OpenWorld Swim in the Bay, a refreshing swim in San Francisco waters. To be precise, it was at the Aquatic Part near the...

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Fun with Date Math

(First off, sorry Mike, I'm hoping this will break my writer's block...) On Friday I was asked to look at a report that wasn't returning all of the data. Sample: Year/Month Total Sales Total Sales...

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Run Scripts in SQL Developer

I finally decided to save a script that cleans out a couple of tables for me. Now I have a script, how do I run it in SQL Dev? In SQL*Plus, I would run it like @clean_tables. Two things to note there,...

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The Internet

Have you seen this State Farm ad? I think it's hilarious. Riding to batting practice with LC, he starts up with me... LC: (in response to some statement I made) "Where'd you hear that?"Me: "The...

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caveats

I always find myself putting an asterisk (if only mentally) next to certain statements. I shall now put all those statements here and link back. I don't know everything I'm not the best developer in...

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Fun with SQL – My Birthday

This year is kind of fun, my birthday is on November 12th (next Tuesday, if you want to send gifts). That means it will fall on 11/12/13. Even better perhaps, katezilla's birthday is December 13th....

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Kscope 2012 Recap

The VenueThe event took place this year in hotter-than-Hades San Antonio, Texas. Fortunately for all of us, the hotel and conference were in a single (Texas-sized) building; the JW Marriott San...

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